T-shirt: “I’M NOT DRUNK – I just avoid straight lines.”

🚶♂️ I'M NOT DRUNK - I just avoid straight lines.

Some call it swaying—we call it creative locomotion . This shirt provides the perfect excuse for every zigzag, every wobbly dance move, and every bump into the bollard next to the bar.

With a quirky cartoon character , slightly cross-eyed look, weird street sign and extra humor in the design, you will be a highlight everywhere - whether at a festival, pub, fair or Father's Day hike.

✅ Product details:

• Lightweight sports T-shirt – made for shaky nights and legendary trails
• 100% recycled polyester – robust, quick-drying & comfortable
• 140 GSM – pleasantly light & breathable
• Sporty cut – more freedom of movement than any line

ℹ️ Care instructions:

• Wash inside out with similar colors
• Do not iron the print – it will not stay in place without your iron 😉